Date Night Detective Gifts

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

'Excuse me, haven't I seen your face somewhere else?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You do like octopus?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

Why we need poetry. . .

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Romantic Violinist.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I love you, you big fool."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Romance

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Do you mind?"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'