Dinner Date Pro Gifts

'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'Not...one...drop.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

The Bare Minimum

"You and your daft inventions."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Tasty bird.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."