Dinner Date Gifts

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

'And hold the spurs.'

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .

"It may be just a simple tomato bisque, but just wait for the roaring and turbulent excitement in your bowels an hour from now."

"I'm not all that hungry either. What do you say we split an ant hill?"

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Tasty bird.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Not...one...drop.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'