Dinner Date Duo Gifts

'I do! Someone else should cook! Drive!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Tasty bird.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Not...one...drop.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

'All right, I agree with you.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

Trick questions...

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .