Dinner Date Duo T-Shirts

'I do! Someone else should cook! Drive!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Tasty bird.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Not...one...drop.'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

Trick questions...

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

Computer Dating.

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."