Dinner Date Lover T-Shirts

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Chalk and cheese.

'Can I tell you something personal about myself, Linda? Getting too personal makes me uneasy.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

The Bare Minimum

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Tasty bird.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"What do you recommend today?"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'