Dinner Daters T-Shirts

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Computer Dating.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Tasty bird.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Not...one...drop.'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"