Dinner Daters T-Shirts

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Computer Dating.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

The Bare Minimum

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Tasty bird.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Not...one...drop.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."