Dinner Date Aficionado T-Shirts

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."

'She'll have the salmon.'

"I should have ordered a salad."

"Don't bother he's already got one."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Love is in the air...

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

Drive in movies.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"....and hold the garlic."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.