Dinner Date Aficionado Gifts

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."

'She'll have the salmon.'

"I should have ordered a salad."

"Don't bother he's already got one."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Love is in the air...

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Drive in movies.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."