Dinner Date Aficionados Gifts

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Love is in the air...

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Tasty bird.'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."