Dinner Date Aficionados Pillows

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Love is in the air...

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Tasty bird.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'A table for two?'