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"Which cryptocurrency bubble are you in?"

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'Never, Ever...invite friends who are insurance agents to dinner.'

'Put on a shirt - The Pope is coming to dinner'

"Thanks for coming to my barbecue."

Dinner party conversations.

"Well, thanks for inviting us to a wonderful vegan meal and I think we're all agreed I've got to get a cell phone with better reception."

"We'd better talk some business, or else I can't claim this on expenses."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

"Thanks for coming. I was going to ask if you'd like to take some leftovers home, but for some reason, there wasn't any."

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

'Tell, me dearie. . . when you say you admire his maleness, does that mean he's well hung?'

"Pass the salt. I mean the buck."

"These people are law-abiding citizens, Carrie. So don't mention that warrant for my arrest."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"I'm learning to capitalize on my faults."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"You do like octopus?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Romantic Violinist.

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."