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'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Do you always have to gulp your food down in one go, George? It's so uncivilised!'

'I wish you'd told me you were inviting them. Thomas hates shellfish.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"You'll never guess who's having us for dinner!"

"Darling, you're embarrassing me..."

"Well, Sharon and Tony thanks for a lovely evening. We better get going as we've got a long journey back."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Quick! Take a selfie of yourself. You've got spinach in your teeth!"

'I'm sorry. You must've gotten the tectonic plate.'

'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.'

"It's an invitation for dinner at Farmer Brown's...I wonder if we should bring wine!"

'He ordered four bottles of wine -- no law says he has to drink them.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"My wife doesn't understand Einstein's theory of relativity."

'Never, Ever...watch TV while eating dinner.'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'It was one of those injuries the Doctor felt best left untreated.'

"I told you, Jared's the one who put nipples on the mannequins at Saks."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'You ate the centerpiece, clodpate.'

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"It's always a battle of wits with them, and I arrive unarmed."

The morning after the cricket supper.

Major and young lady at the diner table

Friends Discussing Wine At Dinner.

"I didn't know this was a formal event."

They say you should always leave the table a little hungry, but I can't wait around that long.

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."