Romantic Dinner Duo Gifts

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"And how would you like your steak?"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Looking tasty

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"