Romantic Dinner Duo Gifts

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

In Desperate Straits.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Linguini for two?"

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Looking tasty

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"