Date Night Expert Gifts

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

White Wine Wisdom (6)

'His claim to fame is that he's carbon-neutral.'

Sharing Drinks.

'Every time she drinks Champagne, the bubbles go right to her head.'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Boyfriend of the Month.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"You and your daft inventions."

Romance

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."