Date Night Entertainer Gifts

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Sharing Drinks.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"Get whatever you want. My mom's paying."

'Every time she drinks Champagne, the bubbles go right to her head.'

"My hair didn't turn out right. Here's a link to a photo of how I wanted it to look."

"Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, but. . ."

"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

'Would you say you lean more to the left?'

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'Do you think I'm over-dressed? Its a first date.'