'And put my dinner and hers on one 'cause we're going dutch. . . she pays 75% and I'll pay 25% cause I'm half dutch.'
Date Night Gurus Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite date night guru? Explore our playful selection of products that bring humor and heart to every romantic evening. Perfect for couples who love to keep the spark alive or for those who make date night their signature tradition. From thoughtful prints to fun mugs and cozy pillows, our collection is designed to inspire smiles and quality time.
'I sent out for everything.'
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
Life is for the birds.
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
So Close..
"You do like octopus?"
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
"You're such a good listener."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
"You're the lid to my pot."
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
Sauvignon Bonk
Why we need poetry. . .
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
Romantic Violinist.
'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
"Do you mind?"
Romance
'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
Try to guess the continent dining...
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"I love you, you big fool."
'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
Date Night Gurus Gifts Collection
Date Night Gurus Mugs
Love exploring gifts for your favorite date night guru? Check out our quirky mug collection for a fun way to start every romantic evening.
Date Night Gurus Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their living space with our cozy pillows—ideal for making every date night setting more inviting.
Date Night Gurus Prints
Decorate their home with art prints that celebrate love, humor, and the joy of romantic evenings—perfect for date night enthusiasts.
Date Night Gurus T-Shirts
Looking for stylish gear that celebrates date night lovers? Browse our t-shirts for witty, love-inspired designs perfect for every couple.