Nighttime Entertainer Pillows

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Extreme miming"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Pottery Slam

Roller Coasters

"Mind if I read a little?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Almost done.'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Spoonstock.

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Roverdance.

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

Judge, ruling on mime: 'Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed.'

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

'I've lost my basket...'

'You feel boxed in?'

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

Huddling Lampposts

'You really don't get this 'going clubbing' thing ... '