Nighttime Performer Pillows

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Sleep conducting

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Caught in the Music

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Burlyesque

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Mind if I read a little?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

Artist and night

"Get whatever you want. My mom's paying."

"But I'm not even tir..."

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Huddling Lampposts

"It was just a bad dream darling. See, the moon's still here. You can go back to sleep now..."

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

Night Owls v. Morning People

'I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!'