Nighttime Athlete Pillows

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'The grudge match.'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

The modern generation!

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Bat

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

Hole in forty-seven.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

Tired parents

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Walking on Sunbeams

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.