Nighttime Entertainer Mugs

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Extreme miming"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

"Mind if I read a little?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Almost done.'

Spoonstock.

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

Adult Magician

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Doug Kershaw

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Roverdance.

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

Judge, ruling on mime: 'Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed.'

'I've lost my basket...'

Huddling Lampposts

'You feel boxed in?'

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.