Date Night Survivor T-Shirts

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"He was a real dream date. He passed out during dinner."

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

"So how's the date going?

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"...then my date shows up early and I'm still covered in mud. So embarrassing."

"Do you mind?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'S'more wine?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Romance

Film Lovers.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Heart to heart talk.

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."