Date Night Skeptic T-Shirts

'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

Life is for the birds.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Film Lovers.

Romance

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Heart to heart talk.

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

'Don't even think about it!'