Date Night Skeptic T-Shirts

'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

Life is for the birds.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Film Lovers.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'