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"I should've let him pay the check!"

"Do you mind?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Heart to heart talk.

Film Lovers.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."