Date-night Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

"Fancy a quickie?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

News: Flash Floods

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator.

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Besides it having no atmosphere, this restaurant seems to have a very bad attitude."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

"Public display of rejection"

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

A young man creating an awkward silence

"But on the plus side, you won't have to pick up the check."

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'