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'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Heavenwood

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"We're saved!"

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Mother Nature

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Castaway's bad luck.

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

"Public display of rejection"

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Place is empty - where's the fun in that?"