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"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Dog Day Afternoon

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Chaos at the vet's office.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'