Canine Crisis Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"He's a hypochondriac."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Dog Day Afternoon

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"Get your phone."

Cloak Rooms

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

The 5 second rule: canine edition

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'