Canine Crisis Enthusiast Gifts

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"He's a hypochondriac."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Dog house"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'This can't be good.'

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Cloak Rooms

"Get your phone."

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

The 5 second rule: canine edition

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."