Canine Chaos Curator Gifts

"He'll call you back, he's tied up right now."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Homo Gamus

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

The Secret Life of Pens

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Painter'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'This can't be good.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.