Canine Chaos Coach Gifts

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"What have you done?"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Get your phone."

Dog Day Afternoon

"Dog house"

'This can't be good.'

"Quick, act casual."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'