Canine Chaos Coordinator Gifts

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"That's the trouble with pets. They're so destructive."

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'We had planned to wait until Bowzer finished obedience school, then I came into heat.'

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"The remote is missing and the channels keep changing. What do you have in your mouth?"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

"You the guy with the puppies for sale?"

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

"Well, until you do figure it out you're not allowed to shout at him!"

'He's at a very destructive age.'

"Now let's see what a mess you make of fetching the paper!"

Cocker Spaniel.

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

Bad dog!

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.