Chaos Coordinator Gifts

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

Working from home.

"She does this when she's tired."

"Hi everyone, sorry about the mess."

Fly By Seat Of Pants

'Please turn it down - Daddy is trying to do your homework.'

'I have your file right here in front of me, Mr Simonson.'

'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

Confused drivers

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

'Our filing system could perhaps benefit from a little critical analysis.'

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

Control and Out of Control Group

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'

Dept of Entropy.

Jim hadn't quite understood the concept of a clear desk policy.

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

'He's a structural engineer.'

"Working at home has been a mixed blessing."

Office Safety.

"Did you hear about Blumenkraft? He had so much junk on his desk, it collapsed into a black hole"