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"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

Working from home.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"She does this when she's tired."

"Hi everyone, sorry about the mess."

Fly By Seat Of Pants

'Please turn it down - Daddy is trying to do your homework.'

'I have your file right here in front of me, Mr Simonson.'

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'

Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year

Confused drivers

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

'Okay, let's bring this meeting to order.'

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

'Our filing system could perhaps benefit from a little critical analysis.'

"I'll leave that with you then."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

Control and Out of Control Group

'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'

Dept of Entropy.

Jim hadn't quite understood the concept of a clear desk policy.

'He's a structural engineer.'