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Separating fact from fiction will be your main objective this morning.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Could I have the receipt, please? I like to keep them buried at the bottom of my purse.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Caution falling books

Unpacking

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

What My Day Feels Like

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Bears going water skiing.

Riding School Chaos

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."