Chaos Organizer Mugs

Separating fact from fiction will be your main objective this morning.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Could I have the receipt, please? I like to keep them buried at the bottom of my purse.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Caution falling books

Unpacking

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

What My Day Feels Like

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Riding School Chaos

'Great Therapy!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.