Home Chaos Coordinator Gifts

How men shop for towels.

'I'm sorry we ever had him declawed.'

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'Uh... Would you believe I'm an entomologist?'

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Kitchen Tetris

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Riding School Chaos

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Great Therapy!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"