Canine Chaos Conductor Gifts

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Dog Day Afternoon

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'This can't be good.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Dog house"

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"