"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."
Canine Chaos Theorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the unpredictable charm of your favorite four-legged friend? Our collection for canine chaos theorists offers playful and witty items that highlight the delightful disorder dogs bring into our lives. From humorous mugs to cheeky T-shirts, each product is designed to bring a smile and celebrate your beloved, spirited pup's unique personality. Whether it's a gift for yourself or a fellow dog enthusiast, these creative items are sure to resonate with anyone who appreciates the wonderfully unpredictable nature of dogs.
'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."
Why markets crash.
Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.
Dog In Your Face Comics
'What it all means is, ker-booom!'
'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'
A child and his dog
The Best Laid Plans
I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.
Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD
"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"
'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'
'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'
"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."
The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.
'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'
"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"
"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."
A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm
The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin
Entropy Seminar.
"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."
'The cat did it.'
"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"
'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'
'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'
Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.
Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!
"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."
"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."
Possible explanation for the tangled headphones
"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"
Canine Chaos Theorist Gifts Collection
Canine Chaos Theorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring canine chaos themes—ideal for dog lovers who start their day with a smile.
Canine Chaos Theorist Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to bring humor and comfort to your living space, inspired by the playful chaos of dogs.
Canine Chaos Theorist Prints
Decorate with humor—our printable art captures the lively, chaotic spirit of your favorite canine character.
Canine Chaos Theorist T-Shirts
Discover our playful range of T-shirts inspired by canine chaos—great for showing off your love for your spirited pup.