Canine Chaos Specialist Gifts

Dog obedience school

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"What have you done?"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Quick, act casual."

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"Get your phone."

Dog Day Afternoon