Canine Chaos Controllers Gifts

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

Dog In Your Face Comics

Dog Day Afternoon

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Family Home.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Nanny with children on leash

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"What have you done?"