Chaos Controllers Gifts

Family Home.

School Cafeteria. Today. We served alphabet soup, and the kids got into a food fight. A war of words!

We're off now, thanks for sitting,,,

'As we don't have a dog the responsibility falls to me.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

What My Day Feels Like

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Riding School Chaos

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Great Therapy!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'