Chaos Controllers T-Shirts

Family Home.

We're off now, thanks for sitting,,,

'As we don't have a dog the responsibility falls to me.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

What My Day Feels Like

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Great Therapy!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Riding School Chaos

Bears going water skiing.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'