Chaos Controller T-Shirts

'Yes, I have your letter on my desk in front of me.'

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'Luck is when good classroom management skill meets a day when the disruptive students are absent.'

'What's the point of shelving books, they just check them out again anyway!'

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

Nanny with children on leash

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

Hair Traffic control.

Baby Changing Room: 'Swap.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Bad cow! bad, bad, cow!'

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

Fire In Restaurant

Flattened Traffic Man

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Library

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

"Bobby does have a tendency to be a bit active!"

"You can come out now, they've gone back to school."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'The game was called on account of spot!'

Planning Department

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'Caw blimey!'

'The school run.'

'Yes, I am proud that you remembered to wash your hands without me telling you. Next time remember to turn the water off, though?'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Stadium usher of the month.

"For heaven's sakes, pull up the red carpet!"

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Mother telling off quarreling children

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.