Chaos Commanders T-Shirts

"Don't look Beryl! We've either had burglars or grandchildren!"

Repletion.

'I'm not stressed out. I'm stressed in.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Riding School Chaos

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Great Therapy!'