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"Quick, act casual."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm so good at this!"

Dog Day Afternoon

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Repletion.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Paper Trail

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

The art of fishing.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.