Canine Chaos Coach T-Shirts

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Dog Day Afternoon

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"What have you done?"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'This can't be good.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"Quick, act casual."

"Dog house"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'