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Dog obedience school

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"What have you done?"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Dog house"