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"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm so good at this!"

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog In Your Face Comics

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

A child and his dog

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Paper Trail

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

The art of fishing.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"What have you done?"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'