Puppy Chaos Commander Gifts

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm so good at this!"

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog In Your Face Comics

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

A child and his dog

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Paper Trail

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

The art of fishing.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Poetry Journal. Any good submissions over the internet? No -- Just the usual bloggerel.

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"What have you done?"

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.